Preheat oven to 425° F. In a small bowl combine salt, garlic, paprika, onion powder, crushed red peppers, parsley and pepper.For crispier: divide mushrooms between two large sheet pans, give space to breathe. For more tender: add mushrooms to one large sheet pan.Using hands or a brush and with a light coat, oil and season the mushrooms.
Bake in a single layer for 15-20 minutes until tender and browned. For crispier, continue baking for an additional 10 minutes. Either way, stir halfway through. At this point, I usually taste one and season to taste. For crisp edges, broil each pan until browned and toasty, about three minutes.
Smashed Avocado
Scoop the flesh of two avocado into a bowl and smash lightly with a fork. Add salt and lime, then mix again.
Taco Assembly
However you choose or for ease in eating:Avocado on one side, portobellos in the middle, (optional: yogurt/sour cream) red onion on the other. Cilantro, tomato, lettuce and squeeze of lime over the top.Fold, behold.
Notes
Adapted from my best friend Joe.
Towel wipe mushrooms clean.
Extra guacamole keeps airtight for a day. If wanting, float with water or press a piece of dreaded plastic against the surface.
Grandma and mom say tacos keep until ingredients smell off.